The lunch lady is a very strange and character that is only seen in episode 4. She claims that she has sucked alot of dicks in her life, including George Washington's and Jesus'. She complains that she hates her life and seems to serve only potatoes. She throws them carelessly at students, for no known reason. Her ragdoll is Coach from L4D2, and when speaking, much like the other characters, her mouth closes in on the sides.